The Crap Life of a Drone

A male honey bee is called a drone, which is an apt name for a creature which exists for one purpose and that is to have sex with the queen. These drones then compete with each other, as the queen flies out in search of mates.

One drone amongst a competing swam, will make a move and latch on to the queen and insert his penis. Ejaculation is immediate and explosive, so much so, that the drone's penis ruptures, separating from the drone's body. The drone crashes to the ground to die and the penis stays embedded in the queen.

During this flight in search of sex partners, the queen mates with many drones, leaving a trail of dead bees behind her. Any drone who does not mate with the queen will be hounded from the hive, as drones exist only as sperm carriers and once the queen's mating is over, drones are not needed.

Books To Read


California is a novel by American author Edan Lepucki - characters Frida and Cal flee Los Angeles to live in the wilderness of post-apocalyptic California.

A Strange 600 Year Old Manuscript

Described as "the world's most mysterious manuscript", the The Voynich manuscript is indeed an enigma. Comprising about 240 vellum (made from calf skin) pages, mostly of illustrations, with some pages missing. This work is written in a script and language which is unknown and unreadable. As can be imagined, this manuscript has been the subject of many theories and much speculation.

Scientific analysis has found that the text and figure outlines, were written with a quill pen and iron gall ink; the painting may have been added later.

Written from right to left, there seems to be some evidence of some kind of phonological laws used in the text, with certain characters appearing in each word in a way similar to vowels in English. Statistical analysis also shows patterns similar to those used in natural languages. However mostly, the manuscript is unlike that of European languages in many ways. For example, a certain common word may appear up to three times in a row.

There are six sections of the manuscript, which according to the illustrations contain different subject matter. In the Astronomical section there is drawings of moons and stars, as well as the symbols of conventional zodiacal constellations e.g. a bull for Taurus. Another section has text, interspersed with figures of small naked women, with some wearing crowns and bathing in pools which are connected by a complicated network of pipes, which have a look of body organs.

There are many theories about the origin and purpose of this manuscript. Some propose that the text is a cipher, others speculate that it is a kind of hybrid language and yet others put forward the idea of an elaborate hoax.Yet maybe, the author was simply under the sway of a mental delusion.Who really knows?

The latest evidence supports the idea that this manuscript was written by an Italian Jew.

The Hammer of the Witches

Written in 1486 by Heinrich Kramer, a German Catholic clergyman, Malleus Maleficarum, meaning "Hammer of the Witches", in Latin, was a handbook used by legal courts throughout Renaissance Europe.

Kramer had been thrown out of the Tyrol region in 1484 and dismissed by the local bishop as a "senile old man", for attempting to systematically persecute people who he believed were witches. Soon, however, the malevolent fellow received full papal approval for such Inquisitions to proceed "correcting, imprisoning, punishing and chastising" those accused of witchcraft and heresy.

The Existence of Witches

Church approval for the existence of witches was a strange about-face, as previously, the church had associated belief in witches with pagan superstition. However, with the publication of Malleus Maleficarum, persecution of so-called witches was officially sanctioned and recognised as a real threat.

Section 1. of the book rants on about how the devil exists and how loose women had sex with the devil and so became witches. Section 2. of this licensed twaddle spoke of how these insatiable nympho witches would find young and pure maidens to introduce to the devil. The third part of this book of buffoonery laid out a guide for conducting a witch trial (including torture) and ways to recognise witches. Women who did not cry during their trial were automatically believed to be witches. (thoughts of the trial of Lindy Chamberlain come to mind).

This witch-hunting manual was a work of inspired misogyny (most witches were women). Female witches were also accused of having the power to steal penises, cause harm with their evil eyes and perform diabolical carnal acts with incubus and succubus demons.

Mass Panic

Midwife witches would kill unborn children in the womb, drink the blood of others and present some to the 'ole devil himself. Women who had been abandoned by their men, however, routinely sought out the devil, not only in pursuit of revenge but to indulge in carnal pleasures. Once a woman had the devil's favour, then she had the ability to fly about the place, perform magic and appear in animal form.

The result of this church supported nonsense, was hysteria, mass panic and the death of millions of innocent people (mostly women).

One popular way of testing a witch was to throw the suspected witch into water with her left hand or thumb tied to her right foot, and her right hand tied to her left foot. The guilty would float, the innocent would sink. You couldn't win.

Ordeal by water was associated with the witch-hunts of the 16th and 17th centuries. The accused witch who sank was considered innocent while floating indicated witchcraft.


"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" (Exodus 22:18) 

Malleus Maleficarum


Books To read


50 Popular Beliefs That People Think Are True, by

Guy P. Harrison

The Strange American Vampire Panics

According to an article by the Smithsonian Institution, a little over 100 years ago, people who lived in  Rhode Island, New England, USA, dug up the dead bodies of relatives they suspected of being vampires. The dead were then desecrated in various ways and hearts were cut from the decaying bodies in the mistaken belief that they were safeguarding the living.

According to this article, "vampire panics" historically, mostly coincided with contagious diseases and in New England at this time, this was tuberculosis (TB). People in this period did not know about bacteria and so, jumped to supernatural entities as being the root cause of the death and sickness plaguing the area and its people. 

When the overwrought New Englanders would dig up their dead, they would be met with corpses bloated and leaking blood, these natural signs of decay would, however, be interpreted as confirming their vampire suspicions. And so, there would follow, burning at the stake, beheading and other such horrors.

Books To Read

The Book of Strange New Things, by Michel Faber -an English pastor is sent to the planet of Oasis to teach its reclusive native inhabitants about Christianity.


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This Fish Has a Strange Way to Do It!

The anglerfish has a really strange way of doing the deed, i.e. reproducing. At first, scientists who studied anglerfish were puzzled as to why most of the specimens that they found were females; soon, however, a gruesome story was revealed after it was noted that many female anglerfish had what looked like parasites attached to them.

Male anglerfish have one aim in life and that is to use their olfactory senses to find a female anglerfish to attach to, as they are much smaller and have problems finding food. If that is not enough to deal with, the male anglerfish often, also, has a severely stunted gut (alimentary canal) and so can't eat anyway.

When the male anglerfish finally locates a female, he bites into her skin which releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body. The romantic pair then, become fused together, down to the blood vessel level. The male then slowly wastes away (atrophy) leaving only a pair of gonads ( testes).

When the female anglerfish is ready to reproduce she releases a hormone and sperm is released. Multiple males can attach and be incorporated into a single female.

Flickr Gary Robson 

Books To Read


Hellenistic Philosophy: Stoics, Epicureans, Sceptics, by Anthony A. Long.  

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Nazi Ufos and Other Crazy Claims

It sounds too crazy for words, but there is actually a collection of claims and anecdotes connecting Hitler and the Nazi's with successfully developing super-advanced spacecraft during World War II.

Early claims relate to the many reports by allied aircraft pilots about mysterious aerial phenomena from around the world. These reports came to be known as "foo fighter" phenomena; although initially, this term applied to a specific UFO reported and named by the U.S, as 415th Night Fighter Squadron. Foo fighters were assumed, by most witnesses to be secret weaponry used by their enemies.

Flying Saucers

After 1947, there were a series of flying saucer reports and in 1950, Professor Giuseppe Belluzzo, an Italian scientist asserted that "types of flying discs were designed and studied in Germany and Italy as early as 1942". Aeronautical engineer Roy Fedden also remarked that the Germans were working on a number of very unusual aeronautical projects and that if the war had gone on only months longer, there would have been some very "deadly developments".

Later in 1960, Jacques Bergier and Louis Pauwels alleged the existence of a secret society called the Vril-Society, which was supposedly searching for the energy force called, Vril, an “all-permeating fluid” of limitless power. In their book, The Morning of the Magicians, Bergier and Pauwels claimed that the Nazi Party, together with the Vril society, had actually developed a series of flying disc prototypes. When the Nazi's were defeated, the Vril society allegedly retreated to a base in Antarctica and vanished into hollow Earth, to meet up with the leaders of an advanced race inhabiting the inner Earth.

Bulgarian engineer, Vladimir Terziski, has also made a few startling claims, such as alleging that the Nazi's had the ability to land on the moon in 1942 and that, "there is atmosphere, water and vegetation on the Moon," which is concealed by NASA to exclude the third world from moon exploration.

Tin-Foil Territory

German Holocaust denier Ernst Zündel claimed that flying saucers were Nazi secret weapons, launched from an underground base in Antarctica, from which the Nazis hoped to conquer the world and possibly the planets. But would you believe the ideas a chap who advertised an expedition to Antarctica to find these bases and wanted to charge $9,999 for an exploration team to locate the polar entrance to the hollow earth?

The final piece of UFO/Nazi craziness relates to  Miguel Serrano, a Chilean diplomat who claimed that Adolf Hitler was an Avatar of the popular Hindu god Vishnu who was communing with Hyperborean gods of  Greek mythology, in an underground Antarctic base in New Swabia. Serrano also predicted that Hitler would lead a fleet of UFOs from the base to establish the Fourth Reich. Ahhhhhhh crazy!!!


Books To Read

Flim-Flam!: Psychics, ESP, Unicorns, and Other Delusions, by James Randi -ESP, psychokinesis, psychic detectives, levitation, psychic surgery, UFOs and more.

Going Bananas and Smoking Bananas

Most people have heard the claim that you can get high from smoking banana peel. The Anarchist Cookbook also believing this to be possible, published information about bananadine, the supposed psychoactive substance in bananas, in their 1970's book.

The hoax recipe was lifted from the Berkeley Barb, an underground newspaper from California, founded by Max Scherr in 1965. Scherr had a mischievous sense of humour and had the rascally idea that he could get the authorities to ban bananas. So the magazine went ahead and printed a story detailing how bananas contained a substance called "bananadine", which could induce a psychedelic high similar to opium and psilocybin.

Amazingly, this tall-tale was widely believed and not only did it inspire a generation of teens to get into smoking banana skins, but the absurd manufactured anecdote was mentioned in a New York Times article on illicit drugs by Donald Louria.

Despite New York University's finding, that bananas contain no intoxicating chemicals, the bananadine idea was reinforced by such songs as Mellow Yellow by Donovan (who was actually thinking about ladies' vibrators), and the punk rock band The Dead Milkmen, who sang a song about "Smokin' Banana Peels".

Sorry guys, but the only effect you will get is a placebo.

Books To Read

The Spider Network, by David Enrich - about con artists and fraud cases.